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You know where I’m going with this, don’t you?

A boy has married a dog in India to ward off evil spirits.

An infant boy was married off to his neighbors’ dog in eastern India by villagers, who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said on Wednesday.

Alrighty then, who wants to marry one of the puppies? I will personally hold you a wedding filled with PBR, Kibble and you have to take your betrothed home. Mabel will be the justice of the peace.

W00T! Why didn’t I think of this?

Now, with that said, the marriage in India is not legal and just a ritual.

We can do that.

These puppies ward off evil spirits. I know this. They run me off some of the time by the mere smell of them. (They haven’t advanced to that cute puppy smell yet, but it’s coming.)

I take thee in ritual to be person and puppy.