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		<title>By: grandefille</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/03/29/twilight-best-comedy-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-25482</link>
		<dc:creator>grandefille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I forgot to mention that the lovely, the talented Cleolinda (she of &quot;Movies in 15 Minutes&quot; fame) did recaps of the series (yes, all of them, and EW these saved me not only buying the books but ever ever wanting to read this sort of thing again OMGWTFBBQEWEWEW) that are quite good companions to &#039;coma&#039;s movie observations. Cleolinda&#039;s m15m recap of &quot;Twilight&quot; (http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html) is hilarious, as is all her work.

And Casey, I think the NCAA should allow crouching, making claw hands and hissing after fouls. March Madness indeed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I forgot to mention that the lovely, the talented Cleolinda (she of &#8220;Movies in 15 Minutes&#8221; fame) did recaps of the series (yes, all of them, and EW these saved me not only buying the books but ever ever wanting to read this sort of thing again OMGWTFBBQEWEWEW) that are quite good companions to &#8216;coma&#8217;s movie observations. Cleolinda&#8217;s m15m recap of &#8220;Twilight&#8221; (<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html" rel="nofollow">http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html</a>) is hilarious, as is all her work.</p>
<p>And Casey, I think the NCAA should allow crouching, making claw hands and hissing after fouls. March Madness indeed.</p>
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		<title>By: Casey</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/03/29/twilight-best-comedy-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-25480</link>
		<dc:creator>Casey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A made a real effort to watch this movie. Both my daughter (11) and my wife (34) love it to bits for some reason and I tried to be good, honest! But, when the bad vampires interrupt the ball game and the standoff resulted in a everyone crouching, making claw hands, and hissing at each other I totally lost it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A made a real effort to watch this movie. Both my daughter (11) and my wife (34) love it to bits for some reason and I tried to be good, honest! But, when the bad vampires interrupt the ball game and the standoff resulted in a everyone crouching, making claw hands, and hissing at each other I totally lost it.</p>
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		<title>By: Southern Beale</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/03/29/twilight-best-comedy-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-25479</link>
		<dc:creator>Southern Beale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Twilight&quot; was one of our book club selections. I just ... couldn&#039;t. I tried, really I did. I gave it a tremendous effort. But after 3 chapters I just really hated Bella and didn&#039;t like those creepy vampires, either. The whole adolescent Edward/Bella love story thing reminded me of why I hated high school and am very glad I grew up.

So thanks for the laugh about the movie because I am quite certain I will never see it, not even on cable. But I sure enjoyed reading about it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Twilight&#8221; was one of our book club selections. I just &#8230; couldn&#8217;t. I tried, really I did. I gave it a tremendous effort. But after 3 chapters I just really hated Bella and didn&#8217;t like those creepy vampires, either. The whole adolescent Edward/Bella love story thing reminded me of why I hated high school and am very glad I grew up.</p>
<p>So thanks for the laugh about the movie because I am quite certain I will never see it, not even on cable. But I sure enjoyed reading about it!</p>
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		<title>By: grandefille</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/03/29/twilight-best-comedy-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-25461</link>
		<dc:creator>grandefille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(&lt;i&gt; turns OFF&lt;/i&gt; the dang italic html, walks away mumbling)</description>
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		<title>By: grandefille</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/03/29/twilight-best-comedy-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-25460</link>
		<dc:creator>grandefille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt; sometimes Edward looked a little bit cross-eyed when he was thinking really hard.&lt;/i&gt;

I think that&#039;s what passes for &lt;I&gt;ACTING&lt;i&gt; (/Jon Lovitz voice) nowadays.

Although I find it difficult to criticize Pattison since he was just so dang purty in the HP films 
&lt;i&gt;SPOILER ALERT&lt;/I&gt; before he got killed off. I kept wanting to pet his cheek. What a complexion!!

I dread going to these kinds of movies with La Fishmouth when she gets bigger -- unless, of course, I can turn her into as big an MST3K-er as I am before then. BWA. We&#039;ll probably both get thrown out.

(P.S. -- YAY SPIKE)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i> sometimes Edward looked a little bit cross-eyed when he was thinking really hard.</i></p>
<p>I think that&#8217;s what passes for <i>ACTING</i><i> (/Jon Lovitz voice) nowadays.</p>
<p>Although I find it difficult to criticize Pattison since he was just so dang purty in the HP films<br />
</i><i>SPOILER ALERT</i> before he got killed off. I kept wanting to pet his cheek. What a complexion!!</p>
<p>I dread going to these kinds of movies with La Fishmouth when she gets bigger &#8212; unless, of course, I can turn her into as big an MST3K-er as I am before then. BWA. We&#8217;ll probably both get thrown out.</p>
<p>(P.S. &#8212; YAY SPIKE)</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
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		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pitumbo, booze is absolutely necessary to take on this task. How Kate did it without it makes her a superhero.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pitumbo, booze is absolutely necessary to take on this task. How Kate did it without it makes her a superhero.</p>
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		<title>By: Pitumbo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pitumbo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha...after reading this, I might just have to watch it. I actually find myself laughing much harder at the &#039;unintentional comedies&#039; than the deliberate ones. Booze helps too. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha&#8230;after reading this, I might just have to watch it. I actually find myself laughing much harder at the &#8216;unintentional comedies&#8217; than the deliberate ones. Booze helps too. <img src='http://newscoma.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Took my 16 year old granddaughter to see that in the theater.  It&#039;s a bloomin&#039; miracle I didn&#039;t get tossed out.  I kept cackling (imagine chicken laying egg) and kept asking if it was over yet.  She kept poking me in the ribs telling me to shush.  Hmmm..... wonder why?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Took my 16 year old granddaughter to see that in the theater.  It&#8217;s a bloomin&#8217; miracle I didn&#8217;t get tossed out.  I kept cackling (imagine chicken laying egg) and kept asking if it was over yet.  She kept poking me in the ribs telling me to shush.  Hmmm&#8230;.. wonder why?</p>
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		<title>By: newscoma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/03/29/twilight-best-comedy-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-25433</link>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve been wanting to see that! (Man, hoots has the crappiest movies sometimes.)</description>
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		<title>By: Joe P.</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2009/03/29/twilight-best-comedy-ever/comment-page-1/#comment-25432</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe P.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>just to note that the best vampire film i&#039;ve seen in the last 10 years is out on DVD now, called Let The Right One In. a very original take on the genre and one of the best movies of 2008 too. JJ Abrams is working on an American version, but i see little way to improve the first film. scary, focused on a 12 year old&#039;s viewpoint, it makes Twilight suitable only as comedy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just to note that the best vampire film i&#8217;ve seen in the last 10 years is out on DVD now, called Let The Right One In. a very original take on the genre and one of the best movies of 2008 too. JJ Abrams is working on an American version, but i see little way to improve the first film. scary, focused on a 12 year old&#8217;s viewpoint, it makes Twilight suitable only as comedy.</p>
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		<title>By: RickM</title>
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		<dc:creator>RickM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like my vampires scary.  Is that too much to ask?  Has there been a scary one since &lt;i&gt;&#039;Salem&#039;s Lot&lt;/i&gt;?

&lt;i&gt;Was the good Dr. Cullen the third unknown Corey of the Haim/Feldman fame? Just with died (bad pun intended) blonde hair.&lt;/i&gt;

Funny.  I saw him and thought &quot;So this is what happens when the Lost Boys reach middle age...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like my vampires scary.  Is that too much to ask?  Has there been a scary one since <i>&#8216;Salem&#8217;s Lot</i>?</p>
<p><i>Was the good Dr. Cullen the third unknown Corey of the Haim/Feldman fame? Just with died (bad pun intended) blonde hair.</i></p>
<p>Funny.  I saw him and thought &#8220;So this is what happens when the Lost Boys reach middle age&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The vampire&#039;s mortal enemy is the eyebrow tweezer.</description>
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