A Blog Resume Of Sorts
Things that I’m pretty good at:
- Eating pickles.
- Giving away puppies.
- Wandering around the countryside.
- Laughing
- Creating bromances
- Making sure that Mabel is always completely comfortable (She’s a bear when she’s not.)
- Taking pictures of toys in bars and in unusual places
- Listening (believe it or not.)
- Hanging out with Mr. Bob, Mr. Jimmy and other Hootsvillians that I think are groovy.
- Making tomato and vidalia onion with basil salad.
Things I’m not good at:
- Eating jello (it makes me gag.)
- Brain Surgery (haven’t gotten one right yet.)
- Crab Fishing (as I’ve never fished.)
- Telemarketing (I just don’t like it.Giving or receiving.)
- Making fire.
- Vacuuming or cleaning a toilet.
- I’m not a good golddigger.
- Wearing silver spandex (well, any spandex actually.)
- Sewing homemade clothes
- I cannot bake.
So, as I haven’t done a resume in more than 15 years, does this qualify?
Oh and I am a self-educated zombie expert. Just saying.
Heh.
The never been fishing thing needs to be remedied, but I don’t know anyone who is good at vacuuming toilets.
That may have been my problem. Shorted out a lot of vacuums over the year with my methods.
You forgot your legendary Bigfoot-stalking skillz. That should be near the top of the list.
That’s going to have a post of its own very soon.
zombie killin’ may come in handy! i play Resident Evil on the Wii just to keep my skills sharp!
See? We have a lot more things in common than we thought…. I can’t do any of those things either.
Love the skeleton darts photo…:)