Comments on: There’s A Song About It http://newscoma.com/2009/07/02/theres-a-song-about-it/ Got A Two-Pack Habit And A Motel Tan Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:15:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jean http://newscoma.com/2009/07/02/theres-a-song-about-it/comment-page-1/#comment-27459 Jean Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:11:35 +0000 http://newscoma.com/?p=9983#comment-27459 Well, hello fuzzy. Thank you, just thankyewverymuch. I now have to clean my monitor AND my desk because I was happily sipping some Diet Dr. Pepper when I read "...soul patch on anyone's ankles..." and I proceeded to spew out everything in my mouth with raucous laughter. Sheesh. However, I commiserate. I've never been a happy sweat-er in the heat nor have I been someone who likes to humidify completely with a layer of condensation just walking to the mailbox and back. I like to save my moisture times for...er... nebbermind. You can't get naked enough to be cool and still legal on Main Street. But...I will say that as I'm aging, cold doesn't suit me either. Wait...I'm sensing a trend. Nothing suits me. Does that mean *GASP* I'm turning into a cranky old heifer? Don't like hot and don't like cold? Sigh. Fine, fine. Don't mind me. I'll be sitting in the corner contemplating soul patches on other parts of my legs--just below the knee, maybe on the top of a foot--and griping, "Just who do I have to sleep with to get a refill on my Diet Dr. Pepper? And do I have to shave my legs completely?" Bring me Mabel. I will pet her just behind the ears and shine her eyes in anyone's direction to intimidate them. She'll match up fine with my car--a Mercury Sable that I named Mable. Yeah, spelling's wrong but there's only so much poetic license I can work with here. Well, hello fuzzy. Thank you, just thankyewverymuch. I now have to clean my monitor AND my desk because I was happily sipping some Diet Dr. Pepper when I read “…soul patch on anyone’s ankles…” and I proceeded to spew out everything in my mouth with raucous laughter. Sheesh.

However, I commiserate. I’ve never been a happy sweat-er in the heat nor have I been someone who likes to humidify completely with a layer of condensation just walking to the mailbox and back. I like to save my moisture times for…er… nebbermind. You can’t get naked enough to be cool and still legal on Main Street.

But…I will say that as I’m aging, cold doesn’t suit me either. Wait…I’m sensing a trend. Nothing suits me. Does that mean *GASP* I’m turning into a cranky old heifer? Don’t like hot and don’t like cold? Sigh.

Fine, fine. Don’t mind me. I’ll be sitting in the corner contemplating soul patches on other parts of my legs–just below the knee, maybe on the top of a foot–and griping, “Just who do I have to sleep with to get a refill on my Diet Dr. Pepper? And do I have to shave my legs completely?”

Bring me Mabel. I will pet her just behind the ears and shine her eyes in anyone’s direction to intimidate them. She’ll match up fine with my car–a Mercury Sable that I named Mable. Yeah, spelling’s wrong but there’s only so much poetic license I can work with here.

]]> By: Leigh http://newscoma.com/2009/07/02/theres-a-song-about-it/comment-page-1/#comment-27451 Leigh Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:10:23 +0000 http://newscoma.com/?p=9983#comment-27451 Coma, I hate shaving and I am a dead ringer for Sasquatch from the knees down. I cannot recommend olive oil enough! Generously oil your legs from stem to stern the night before you shave and then very lightly after. Buy the Kroger brand, it is usually cheap enough. Extra Virgin,of course... cheap thrill there, eh? Seriously, though, your skin will thank you for such a nutritious treat. Coma,
I hate shaving and I am a dead ringer for Sasquatch from the knees down. I cannot recommend olive oil enough! Generously oil your legs from stem to stern the night before you shave and then very lightly after. Buy the Kroger brand, it is usually cheap enough. Extra Virgin,of course… cheap thrill there, eh? Seriously, though, your skin will thank you for such a nutritious treat.

]]> By: lovable liberal http://newscoma.com/2009/07/02/theres-a-song-about-it/comment-page-1/#comment-27446 lovable liberal Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:30:47 +0000 http://newscoma.com/?p=9983#comment-27446 There's a lot I can't do anything about, but the shaving itch? Maybe. For me the best part of shaving my face is slathering it with aloe after (pure gel, not those lotions that have a teensy bit of aloe). Aaaah. There’s a lot I can’t do anything about, but the shaving itch? Maybe. For me the best part of shaving my face is slathering it with aloe after (pure gel, not those lotions that have a teensy bit of aloe). Aaaah.

]]> By: captainkona http://newscoma.com/2009/07/02/theres-a-song-about-it/comment-page-1/#comment-27436 captainkona Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:24:01 +0000 http://newscoma.com/?p=9983#comment-27436 Another fine pic for my Mable collection. That's the kind of Governor I want in Nashvegas. Look at that tenacity. That's one of those "don't give me no shit because I don't take any" looks I love to see on a leader's mug. Mable Mable Mable!!!! Another fine pic for my Mable collection.

That’s the kind of Governor I want in Nashvegas.
Look at that tenacity. That’s one of those “don’t give me no shit because I don’t take any” looks I love to see on a leader’s mug.

Mable Mable Mable!!!!

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