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I have no words, quite frankly, about this story from Jacksonville, Fla.

A Jacksonville woman who said she is Jesus Christ’s wife was charged with fraud Monday when she tried to purchase a car with a bad check.

Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, walked into the Coggin Pontiac dealership on Blanding Boulevard looking for some new wheels. She settled on a vehicle that cost almost $70,000, but things hit a snag when she grabbed her checkbook, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

A representative from a bank in California informed the dealership’s financial manager that the account Harrison supplied was bad.

So were the names on the check. It was signed “Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ.”

Now, you’ve come this far so you have to read the whole thing and it’s a must to read the last line of the story.

I’m just saying people.