Overheard In Hoots Revisted
I was on the road yesterday spreading Captain Trips to the masses. I’m a giving person.
I’ve overheard some weird things in the last week. Much of it amused me.
OH: Man, it’s like a cougar convention in here. (The term cougar does not offend me. I also am partial to manther. Both amuse me.)
OH from the very famous Dirk Diggler in where I got choked and spewed in a very unladylike fashion due to my Captain Trips and hacked on people.: HEEEY! I wore a Sasquatch costume in a haunted house. (He then proceeded to tell me he scared some dude one night by tapping him on the shoulder and saying Boo. The guy punched Diggler in the face causing a nasty nosebleed. Diggler said, “I couldn’t be mad at the guy. I scared him.” Man, I love that story.)
Not Dirk Diggler
OH in a convenience store on I-40 to a clerk: Hey baby, got any of the Miller 64. A man needs his beer but he’s got to look good. (He tickled me to death as this was a pick-up line obviously. And I was standing behind him trying to buy a V8 for my Captain Trips. I didn’t mind though. Love, or lust, ain’t a bad thing.)
Said to Yours Truly: You sound like you swallowed a yak. (Well, I sorta do.)
OH by new coworker: There is this spider in the bathroom. I have named him Strickland. (As spiders give me the wiggums, I avoided the bathroom but I do dig the name.)
Said to Yours Truly: You can’t talk? That’s f’ing awesome. (My friends. You gotta love ‘em.)
OH: Who the hell is Joe Wilson? (My first thought too.)
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Very, very cool.
Not as cool as Strickland the Spider, who is now a legend and will never care….
But very cool.
Named for the propane and propane accessories sold by one Mr. Hank Hill, I presume? (The dear spider.)
I am not only glad you’re posting these good things, I’m ecstatic that you seem to be fighting off Captain Trips. If you start dreaming about little old ladies playing guitar in cornfields or Walkin Dudes, though, I’m gonna be concerned. And skeert. xoxoxoxoxo
I watched the President’s address last night but was unable to distingquish what the dude had said. I am very glad that there is a big stink about this; that is a complete lack of respect for the president, himself, and the office that he represents. That guy must have had a brain fart and thought that he was participating in a town hall meeting. Disrespectful moron!!!!