Sammy Hagar Was Contacted By Aliens

No, really. It’s in this news story from Houston’s Fox 27 news. Apparently the aliens downloaded music into Sammy’s head.

Ghost Theory isn’t so convinced.

Now off to hunt Bigfoot stories for our holiday enjoyment.

5 Responses to “Sammy Hagar Was Contacted By Aliens”

  1. Kate says:

    Well, that explains a great deal! :D

  2. newscoma says:

    Yes it does. ;)

  3. Brandon says:

    That Cabo Wabo must be pretty good stuff.

  4. captainkona says:

    I think between the acid (same kind I used to drop), and his age (62 believe it or not), Sammy has finally gone bonkers. Not a prob…bonkers is good. :)

    Sammy is from Southern California. He was 20 in 1967…. It all makes sense. Everyone knows Aliens love surf music.

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