Crappy Pictures For My Friends

For Squirrel Queen from my favorite new site: Crappy Taxidermy
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For my friend The Engineer because it is his birthday today and he drives a train.
(Don’t know where this photo came from.)

Because nothing says Christmas like yard flamingos pulling a sleigh, I give this to my sister, Homer, as well as all the other holiday joy at Ugly Christmas Lights.










You know…The fact is that flamingos weigh less, use less fuel and generate more torque than the outdated Reindeer. Therefor they are more economically efficient and environmentally friendly.
This has been a public service announcement from the Green Flamingo Foundation.
I want a squirrel riding a horsey too!
Your the best Newscoma… Thank you!
I keep thinking about Clint Eastwood riding into a strange western town with some Ennio Morricone music playing in the background.