- Napoleon Dynamite was in the FFA. The FFA makes members always zip their jackets up in the real world but Pedro and Napoleon didn’t do it in the movie (remember Napoleon was tested about milk). I wish I’d known that when I first saw the movie and made a stink about it. I really don’t care but I occasionally like to raise a stink when
I’m bored. - It’s probably best that I’m on the road a lot now because I have reacquainted myself with my I-Pod. I have taken practicing karaoke with Moondance by Van Morrison. I am a star in my car. Ask the truckers who honk at me. Of course that may be for other reasons, such as I forgot to put the gas cap back on but I can dream, dammit.
- You would think after more than 10 years with one dog and nearly 14 with the other two that I would learn that when they are pissed off they tear up the garbage. I apparently still haven’t learned that lesson.
- Please go over to Ask Doc Paranormal right this minute!
- I have learned that winter usually comes to an end. Even nuclear winter I’m told, but this one has been buggered.
- I can take a leave of absence to fight cyber-crime if I want just like that Spencer guy did. I can’t? It’s a farce? Okay.
- I’m headed back to Memphis. I WILL watch the first day of March Madness somewhere. Most likely at either the Blue Monkey or at Dru’s Place. It’s an annual tradition of Squirrel Queen and I for many, many years. No learning here just telling.
- Now that everyone is a Czar, I have decided that I also want to be a Czar. Get to work on that, my legion.
- I have learned that just because you think you know something, you don’t really know it until you see it yourself. I am, of course, referring to Memphis politics.
- I have learned that Mabel gets crabby when I leave her. I am going to take her back to Memphis, I think, because I’m headed there tomorrow. I’m sure she will spill dogfood and be a nuisance, but what the hell, she is Mabel, Secretary of Steak and thus entitled to do what the hell she wants to do at any given moment.
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Mabel would be a welcome sight around these parts. As you and SQ would be as well, of course!
Don’t want you two to think I just love you for your dog!
With all the power invested in me by half-a-dozen scam sites on the innertubes, I hereby dub you Czar of Hoots-Memfis, long may you reign.
As noted previously, I for one welcome our new sovereign. As a minion with many(cough)years of experience, however, I would like to caution her against mad monks.
Other than that, all hail our benevolent despot! Or benign dictator. Nah, I like benevolent better. It’s more active.
(P.S. — I’m witcha on the Future Farmers thang. If I’d seen that movie, I’d'a probably done smacked somebody. Or the screen. #dadwasastateFFAofficerinthe50s )
All hail the Secretary of Steak.