Posts Tagged ‘birthday’

Dullness Of The Mental Blade

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

It’s real and honest, and I like it. Lee turned 30. Can I call him a whippersnapper because I had my first kiss before he was born.

Grandma, despite her age-induced senility, was fairly lucid and in a chipper mood. If that dullness of the mental blade that is advanced old age affects behavior like alcohol, revealing the true nature of a person, then my grandmother must be one of the sweetest persons to ever walk this planet. I’ve always known that about her anyway, it’s just nice as I get older to more appreciate it.

What a very nice post that made me smile.

Bigfoot Birthday

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

I have had some wonderful well wishes today as I am now one year closer to AARP enrollment. Yay me! Thanks to all of you.

Frank Strovel sent me this and I have never laughed so hard.

It that ain’t awesome, I don’t know what is.

Once again, thanks guys. You are just wonderful.

Feel Good Friday – Corey Smith Edition

Friday, September 5th, 2008

As I have been talking to you about the Soybean Festival going on here in Hoots, I found this video of Corey Smith, who played last night downtown.

Man, he was good. Better than good, actually. The video isn’t the best, but the song is fun.

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I gotta tell you, I dug him. And his bass player was phenomenal. The coolest thing was during his sound check, we just sat and watched him. sitting alone on a bleacher. This, my friends, is when Hoots is fun.

Also, go with Badger Beth Happy Birthday today. She is turning 35.

And if you are one of the locals, buy her a beer.

Omar Sharif’s Clone Gives Advice

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

There was a commercial for something that I cannot remember the exact product for (yeah, that was a good campaign) but I remember this very odd woman telling some man over dinner, “Let’s talk about something happy, like magic.”

Yesterday was a weird day. I’m not going to even pretend it wasn’t, but it’s amazing how absolutely calm I am. When I talked to Tammy Lynette and Homer about everything once I got out of the doctor’s office, I was remarkably calm about everything.

Calmer than I’ve ever been in a long time. Weird, isn’t it?

Last night, I talked to Big Daddy and Hello Nurse about it, then we sat down to dinner celebrating my birthday, which is Sunday. I received (wait for it) tickets for a Preds game for Saturday night for my birthday, and the doctor told me I would most likely be able to go if the cardiologist said it was alright. I’m only going to be in Nashville for a few hours. Hit the game, head back sort of thing.

Cardiologist. Man, that is so surreal to even think about.

So let me tell you about the happy I got coming home yesterday. Jeffraham Prestonian sent me a package that had a birthday present in it.

IT WAS A ZOMBIE AND HIS DOG!! I have a Bigfoot action figure, but now I’ve joined the ranks of having a zombie one.

It has detachable arms and the dog is truly scary.

I lent my camera to Badger because she’s going with our chief staff writer today to see John Edwards in Columbus, so there is no photo goodness, but it is awesome. I’ll get a pic of it later.

Finally, and this is the funniest moment of the day, as I’m waiting for my meds at the pharmacy, this very sexy pharmacist whom I don’t know who is dark and handsome and sounds a bit like Omar Sharif was filling my scrip. His voice was utterly beautiful and he had dark hair down to his shoulders and those yellow-brown eyes that folks have that just slays me. Of course, I looked around wondering how this cute creature ever ended up in Hooterville Central, but I digress.

He walked over to me with the meds, asking my name. I swallowed deeply. Beautiful voice, I’m telling you.

Then he said, “Ms. XXXXX, if you take this medication tonight, you are just going to pee, pee, pee. I would wait and take it after your test tomorrow.”  He then smiled because I was trying not to giggle.

“I’m warning you, you will be up all night in the toilet” he added. “It will be a bad thing and not a good thing, this peeing.”

And thus, I have entered middle-age. But, I’m laughing. For some reason, that just cheered me up.

An Early Birthday Present To Me

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

An early birthday present to me from Jeffraham Prestonian.

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Bigfoot, zombies, Batboy, Bigfoot and an alien autopsy all being overseen by Larry Elvis. What a GREAT gift.

Thanks, JP. I LOVE IT!

Now run that cat for president.