Newscoma

Today is the 4th anniversay of Newscoma. In blog years, much like dog years, this blog is most likely on Medicaid. I will be celebrating all day. If  you like little old ‘Coma’s home on the web, sign up for the pesky RSS feed, drop a beer in the bucket on the PayPal (which will go towards a Flip so I can show you some of Hoots) or follow me on Twitter. I’m also on Facebook but that’s a political free zone, my friends.

Thanks for visiting over the past four years and I want you to know I truly appreciate you hanging out over the past four.

I’m compiling a Hoots anthology, so if there is a post that you’d like to see go in one of those old-fashioned things made out of paper, leave a comment or a link to the post in the comments. You can help be my editor if you are so inclined.

And, once again, I’m humbled and grateful you and I have gotten to know each other.

Thank you so much.

It’s been two years.

I think the government should give me a bunch of money to build a time machine. Yeah, that would be cool and it would have a keg and David Tennant on board, who would entertain me by pointing out all the cool things in history that I probably have forgotten. Here’s my first post.

In my time machine that the government will pay for because they sho’ do like spending money, I will head back to 1960 and have a groovy dirty martini as I contemplate the next 48 years and how funny looking Richard Nixon was (or is, I wonder). As I wasn’t even a sperm then, I might just spy on my parents, but then that would be gross. Or, I could head back to the nineties, when I made more money and was not as saucy as I am now.

Or, I could just tip up a lovely Bass beer today and celebrate myself. (No one else will, so I have to do it.)

Man, I haven’t changed much, have I since day one, have I?

So thanks. It’s been swell. I’ve enjoyed you guys more than you will ever know. Thanks for lifting a beer with me on occasion, sending me nice emails and even having a friendly debate from time to time.

Blogging. Yeah, it’s fun. Keeps me sane.

Do you get Blog Birthday presents?

No, you say.

Damn.

Anyway, happy day to you.