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Catholic Church Says There Could Be UFOs
Posted by newscoma | Posted in Newscoma | Posted on 14-05-2008
The Catholic Church is saying some things. No, not about communion, but about aliens. From Mars.
The Pope’s chief astronomer says that life on Mars cannot be ruled out.
Writing in the Vatican newspaper, the astronomer, Father Gabriel Funes, said intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space.
Father Funes, director of the Vatican Observatory near Rome, is a respected scientist who collaborates with universities around the world.
The search for forms of extraterrestrial life, he says, does not contradict belief in God.
As you know, I always wanted to work for Weekly World News. Then they shut down. Then I became shiftless, started drinking too much, lost my way, tried to write bad poetry about Yetis and attempted to seek BatBoy out by myself.
Alas, I lost my funding. It was only $3.64 but it went towards the cause.
One of these days, some big outfit is going to hire my happy self to cover big stories about Bigfoot. And we know, of course, now this photo is true.
The truth is out there. 
