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I have spoken of Ms. Sherri many times.

Now you get to meet her minpin, Venus.

This just cracks me up.

From Eat Liver.

Political stuff will resume later this week. But, this is funny.

This is so brilliant that I might just have to lay down and cry from the joy that this actually exists.

The My Little Pony Action film.

For the win!!

UPDATE: Ron also has it. Great minds think a lot.

I think Valentine’s Day is sort of goofy and a corporate holiday of mass proportions but what the hell, if it works for you, have fun with it.

So, here are my favorite cards that you can send me if you are so inclined.

First of all, we have this one that makes me laugh with a Darwin theme.

Then this one that is my kind of Valentine’s Day sentiment:

Now, on to political valentines including this one.

And for you Hoff fans out there:

And go check out Jane’s valentine from her mom. Hysterical!

And he needs a barfight.

Before I get to my point, can I talk for a minute about vices?

My blog, so you go to Hell.

Vices, huh? I’ve never smoked. I drink now and again, but rarely to excess anymore, and never to that point where I or anybody’s said “put on some pants and stop drinking. And while I concede that maybe I’ve just been lucky on that last point, I’ll continue and say that pot just made me paranoid, and I don’t dig the cottony-feeling painkillers tend to give me.

Aside from running hobos down with my truck, I guess junk food’s been my vice of choice.

I laughed so hard reading this, I scared the little dogs who live with me.

It’s really the only option.

H/T Chicken Crap

This post made me laugh out loud.

I adore John.

As I tell people I look like Ernest Borgnine so they won’t be so freaked out when they meet me, I have to say that I love cool pics of me. I have a few favorites although my favorites are when I’m not looking. And usually there is a rabid raccoon involved and beer. And despondent advice from me about how to make a business grow.

Despite what I say here with my groovy Ernest Borgnine qualities, I do have groovy hair. Although I have some Borgnine swagger. He won an Oscar. Shut up. And he was married to Ethel Merman.

For a month, dangit.

Guh-roovy.

Yup. All Woodstock cute. Or Dawn Alice of the Dilbert cartoons.

And, yeah, it is what it is.

Holidays are coming up. I get all philosophical.

From My Confined Space

Do zombies have change because this development could avoid a lot of mayhem during the zombie apocalypse.

She is laying pretty low until the election.  Advisors have called about her possible position but we’ve been told to keep it on the downlow until after the election.

Future Secretary of Steak.

She'd Rather Have A Burger

Mabel is notorious for taking five to six pieces of dog food out of her bowl and laying it to the side.

She’s an odd dog.

For Captain Kona