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I’ve always thought Thomas Haden Church was fun.

Was this what happened last night here in Hooterville?
I’m not telling.

Well, it appears that Joe The Plumber’s 15 minutes may extend to a full half hour.

I guess it was inevitable: Joe the Plumber has hired a publicist. And it’s a Nashville publicist, at that. I just returned to the office late Tuesday night after covering an event in downtown Nashville and saw the e-mail message: “We are excited to announce the addition of Joe ‘The Plumber’ Wurzelbacher to The Press Office for exclusive public relations representation!”

Joe the Plumber, the guy that said that a vote for Obama is “death to Israel.”

Wheee!!! I really need to get my 15 minutes and squeeze the hell out of it. Alas, I have no marketing skills with my own personal brand.

Well, I wonder if he can sing. I guess if Steven Seagal can make a country record, so can Joe.

Sharon Cobb is rather grossed out by it all though.

Excuse me, but I need to go throw up while I try to figure out what to pitch to Joe.