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However, baseball fans make me laugh. If they wanted to distract him, they did although he still made a hit.

I’m sorry and I apologize ahead of time.

Go Cards.

H/T: D Listed

As those of you who read this blog with any frequency know that I’m usually pretty positive. Those days have changed. I’ve become a conspiracy theorist. No, really, I have.

The issue comes down to that I find that I watch our government and I see things happening and faux issues pushed to the forefront to create white noise so we don’t see what’s really happening. We see good bills die in Congress because of additions and attachments that make the entire thing nonsensical. We see politicians make compromises that honestly don’t have any rhyme or reason. In many ways, our nation is tired. Maybe it’s just me.

And I sit here drinking my second cup of coffee on this fine Tuesday morning, one of the lead stories on CNN is about Alex Rodriguez and Madonna.

Sheesh.

I guess nothing else is happening.

Silly me.

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From the Colbert Report.

And, yes, it is fabulous.

I am compelled. I’ve never really been a fan of Madonna and there is a lot of good visuals in this video but then again, I found myself with a furrowed brow and a need for bourbon. I don’t drink bourbon. I might start. On one side, I think it’s cool that Madonna is older than me and looks really good. I also love gay bar music. I’ve told you this before. Gay Bar music is the bomb.

Drag shows are even better, but I digress.

So, Madonna and Justin Timberlake are jumping around on cars and there is apparently only four minutes to do something.

I told you I was confused.

Anyway, here it is before they yank it.

I hope I look that good at her age. Who am I kidding? I don’t look that good at my age.

I need life coaches and Jay Manuel. STAT.

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