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Klinde sent me a meme. I have no problem with memes because I get to talk about myself.

You know, I’m that way.

Let’s go:

You take each line and replace it with a single word of your choosing. Yes, just one word!!

Afterward, tag seven folks…

You’re feeling: Kinda wiggy
To your left: Mouse and Ipod
On your mind: Big Daddy
Last meal included: Clean Out The Fridge Night
You sometimes find it hard to: sleep eight hours
The weather: Is cold yet exciting
Something you have a collection of: computer bags
A smell that cheers you up: soap
A smell that can ruin your mood: body odor
How long since you last shaved: What the hell?
The current state of your hair: tranny mess
The largest item on your desk right now (besides computer): Piles of Press Releases
Your skill with chopsticks: Pretty damned good
Which section you head to first in the bookstore: Horror
And after that?: Politics
Something you are craving: Sushi every dang day
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: Was Fun Now Not So Fun
How many times have you been hospitalized this year: None
A favorite place to go for quiet time: By myself having a beer
You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: Lawyer
Something that freaks you out a little: Cave Crickets
Something you’ve eaten too much of lately: Hamburgers
You have never: Skydived
You never want to: Skydive

No one is tagged. You are safe.

John over at Lake Neuron tagged me for a new, extra special crunchy memo.

Let’s go:

1. Pick up the nearest book.

2. turn to page 123.

3. find the 5th sentence.

4. post the next 3 sentences.

5. tag 5 people.

I only have one book near me and it is Stephen Colbert’s “I Am America (And So Can You)

Okay, let me find the page. (Wait, got it.)

“At first blush, most would peg me as an average Joe, and I’m proud of that. But my sheepskin announces to all assembled that though I may be a man of the people, I have the keys to the clubhouse. I can’t count the number of times I’ve heard the phrase, “You went to Dartmouth? I find that hard to believe.”

So, I have to tag five people. If you haven’t responded in the past, I realize you hate these things so I’m going to give you a break. My five are: Megan, Aunt B., Claudia, CeeElCee and Sarcastro.

If you don’t do memes, that’s groovy. If you do, this is a good one.