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Okay campers …

The total of my Money Bomb is an exquisite $12.99.

And I already had an in-kind donation from Nashville Knucklehead that I think was about $3.87 in plastic spoons.

Total: $16.86 (SQ had to do the math.)

Thanks to Smiley, Holly, Russ, Home Ec-101 and Homer.

I find this to be a major success for everyone. A 12-pack of Flying Dog Pale Ale and a fine cuppa coffee on me!

Woot!

We’ve gotten off to a poor start for a variety of reasons, but mainly because I sorta forgot.
Instead of Sylvan Park, I’m thinking of a mobile home in Harris Station? I have made a couple of dollars, but mainly because I think Homer felt sorry for me.

I guess my Bigfoot search is going to be temporarily delayed.

Hee.

Ron Paul’s done it. Mike Huckabee’s going to do it Dec. 27th.

Well, so am I.

December 21st I will be holding my very own moneybomb where you too can just send me money. I’m not running for office, but heck, I will if you want me to. Then I can eat out of one of these bad boys in Washington every day.

I have no platform, actually. Money sent will go to financing a trip to find Bigfoot, taking Aunt B. on a tour of haunted houses if she is so inclined and season tickets to the St. Louis Cardinals. Your kind donations will also finance my car getting an overhaul, beer and a three bedroom house in the Sylvan Park area of Nashville within walking distance of a pub.

If you require that I must actually run, I will hire some common sense folks out of Hooterville and the blogosphere in Tennessee to run the country. We will have a Milk commission, cause that’s gotten really expensive, and I will also hire Coyote Boy to be my henchman. Bush has Cheney, I will have Mack.

Big Stupid Tommy and Horrorwood Ron will serve as Zombie Czars.

So, make your Christmas plans early. The paypal button is on your right.

I imagine I will make at least hundreds of cents.

Photo from here.