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	<title>Newscoma &#187; Squirrel Queen</title>
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		<title>Squirrel Queen&#8217;s Blue Period</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/06/25/squirrel-queens-blue-period/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:53:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
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I love this picture more than I can even say in words.
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<p>I love this picture more than I can even say in words.</p>
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		<title>Squirrels Dancing To Michael Jackson.</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/05/22/squirrels-dancing-to-michael-jackson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Squirrel Queen is home.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2moFdM1Yo]
It is a good day.
If you don&#8217;t listen to it all, your brain will explode.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.squirrelqueen.wordpress.com">Squirrel Queen</a> is home.</p>
<p>[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A2moFdM1Yo]</p>
<p>It is a good day.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t listen to it all, your brain will explode.</p>
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		<title>Newscoma Tries Cartooning</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/05/15/newscoma-tries-cartooning/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 19:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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Make your own at Toonlet.
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<p>Make your own at <a href="http://toonlet.com/">Toonlet</a>.</p>
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		<title>Saturday Squirrel Queen Blogging</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/05/10/saturday-squirrel-queen-blogging/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 17:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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“If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel&#8217;s heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence”

Squirrel Queen watching the Predators lose in the playoffs.
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<h1 style="font-size:12px;margin:0;">“If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel&#8217;s heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence”</h1>
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<p style="text-align:right;"><a href="http://www.squirrelqueen.wordpress.com">Squirrel Queen</a> watching the Predators lose in the playoffs.</p>
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		<title>My Day At Chez Coma</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/04/04/my-day-at-chez-coma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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I go through this every day talking about politics. Every DAY I&#8217;m telling you.
Why?
Go here. You will understand a little better.

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<p>I go through this every day talking about politics. Every DAY I&#8217;m telling you.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Go <a href="http://www.squirrelqueen.wordpress.com" target="_blank">here</a>. You will understand a little better.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">
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		<title>An Awareness Test That Proves We Don&#8217;t Pay Attention</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2008/03/18/an-awareness-test-that-proves-we-dont-pay-attention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Squirrel Queen pointed out this example of marketing last week when she wrote a post for PopFi on it.
I wanted to show it to you again as it is amazing on several different levels and needs to be seen.
[youtube=[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4&#38;hl=en]
I&#8217;ll be honest, I didn&#8217;t see it first. It&#8217;s a study on how we pay attention as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://squirrelqueen.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/are-you-paying-attention/">Squirrel Queen pointed out this example of marketing</a> last week when she wrote a post for PopFi on it.</p>
<p>I wanted to show it to you again as it is amazing on several different levels and needs to be seen.</p>
<p>[youtube=[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg6qcgoay4&amp;hl=en]</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be honest, I didn&#8217;t see it first. It&#8217;s a study on how we pay attention as consumers.</p>
<p>Head to <a href="http://www.popfi.com/">Pop Fidelity </a>and <a href="http://www.squirrelqueen.wordpress.com">Squirrel Queen</a> to read more about this awareness test.</p>
<p>Very interesting.</p>
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		<title>Not So Scared Of Santa This Year</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2007/12/03/3233/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today is one of those impossible days that I&#8217;m actually looking forward to.
Squirrel Queen will be in Nashville today for Mr. Football honors for all of about one hour, Hooterville&#8217;s annual Christmas parade is scheduled, there is a tree-lighting ceremony, all of which needs my attention. I&#8217;m looking at a very late night.
The tree is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is one of those impossible days that I&#8217;m actually looking forward to.</p>
<p>Squirrel Queen will be in Nashville today for Mr. Football honors for all of about one hour, Hooterville&#8217;s annual Christmas parade is scheduled, there is a tree-lighting ceremony, all of which needs my attention. I&#8217;m looking at a very late night.</p>
<p>The tree is pretty groovy by the way. I think it will come out nicely.</p>
<p>You may be wondering all the Christmas frivolity here at Chez Coma. Well, here&#8217;s the deal. I want a nice Christmas. I usually am all Bah-Humbug, go screw yourself Santa and that damned sleigh you rode in on, but this year, I decided to do something different.</p>
<p>I decided to get over myself.</p>
<p>Now, I may be going overboard, but I even watched bad Christmas movies yesterday on Lifetime. I didn&#8217;t know we had Lifetime, but I did it anyway to take one for the team. (Incidentally, it&#8217;s a mistake I won&#8217;t make again. Feh.)</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve always done the reverse ego sort of mentality about Christmas. Grouse about it, but secretly I think I waited for something magical to happen. I have no idea what I was seeking, but it was a game that I played with myself, without knowing I was playing it with myself, if that makes sense. Expect the worse and then be pleasantly surprised. However, that didn&#8217;t work. I expected the worse and then, by God, the worse thing that could happen would.</p>
<p>With all of that said, I decided to act like the optimist I think I am (doesn&#8217;t sound like it though, does it) and just be one with the holidays. I am eager for it, oddly enough, this year.</p>
<p>In my life, the next 12 months are crucial on a personal level. I&#8217;m trying new things, hoping for new adventures and I know that these moments will never happen again. I can make myself miserable and, if you can believe this, I was all goth 20 years ago before emo and goth were even thought about. Money is tighter this year than it has ever been, but that&#8217;s not what this is all about anyway. Yeah, my family may be getting Lik-Em-Sticks as their main present, but on the other hand, we do have each other. And that&#8217;s a good thing.<br />
So, I&#8217;m trying to celebrate the positive this year, and there is plenty of it I just haven&#8217;t been paying attention in the past. Yeah, I get tired of Capitalism Christmas as much as the next guy, but it is about friends, family and having faith in things that are bigger than ourselves, right?</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m trying to toss out the negative and find those hidden treasures that I know are out there.</p>
<p>But no more Lifetime Christmas movies. Blech. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever been covered in such a sugary mess that seriously made me go seek an Alka-Seltzer and a shower.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m trying, but there is only so much of that I can take.</p>
<p>Feh.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/scaredofsanta.jpg" title="scaredofsanta.jpg"><img src="http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/scaredofsanta.thumbnail.jpg" alt="scaredofsanta.jpg" /></a></p>
<p align="right">Photo from <a href="http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>UFOs Among Us</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2007/11/08/ufos-among-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;

&#160;

&#160;
&#160;
Go here and read about Aliens.
Seriously.
&#160;
And yeah, Squirrel Queen is friggin&#8217; awesome.
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<p style="text-align:center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p></a></p>
<p align="right">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/1922698317_3cb3b14dcd.jpg" title="1922698317_3cb3b14dcd.jpg"><img src="http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/1922698317_3cb3b14dcd.jpg" alt="1922698317_3cb3b14dcd.jpg" height="249" width="239" /></a></p>
<p align="right">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="right">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center">Go <a href="http://www.psychozillatribune.com">here</a> and read about Aliens.<br />
Seriously.</p>
<p align="center">&nbsp;</p>
<p align="center">And yeah, Squirrel Queen is friggin&#8217; awesome.</p>
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		<title>Squirrel Queen Must Never Leave Hooterville</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2007/10/09/squirrel-queen-must-never-leave-hotterville/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>newscoma</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Squirrel Queen can henceforth never leave Hooterville.

Once again, the darling leader of the rodent population got sick on a trip. I thought it was her being a lush, promptly made fun of her to any and everyone I could stop on the street only to realize, umm, she really was puny.  I couldn&#8217;t help [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Squirrel Queen can henceforth never leave Hooterville.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/images.jpg" title="images.jpg"><img src="http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/images.thumbnail.jpg" alt="images.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>Once again, the darling leader of the rodent population got sick on a trip. I thought it was her being a lush, promptly made fun of her to any and everyone I could stop on the street only to realize, umm, she really was puny.  I couldn&#8217;t help it. I&#8217;m really a bad person.</p>
<p>What does this mean?</p>
<p>Yup, that I got up yesterday morning, felt a bit odd and while driving to work, got &#8220;ill&#8221; on the side of the road as passerbys waved. And then, trying to keep the Mary Sunshine face on at work, got ill again. Driving home, yup, you guessed it.</p>
<p>Karma is a bitch.</p>
<p>SQ is banned from any further excursions as this happens more times than I&#8217;d like to count. Or, we need to get her some sort of traveling nurse to follow her around.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m over my purging although I still feel like Assy McAsshat, must go to work and plan for that lovely stress test tomorrow. Gu-reat.</p>
<p>The Destressification of Newscoma Tour 2007 is apparently on hiatus. Dammit.</p>
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		<title>An Important Moment Stapled Into A Wall</title>
		<link>http://newscoma.com/2007/10/03/2939/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mike Keith]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I saw that someone had stapled a story that Squirrel Queen wrote on a wall of a new restaurant in town. She didn&#8217;t think anything about it, but I thought it was pretty cool. When I write an editorial or a story, very rarely do I see it put on the wall, although I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, I saw that someone had stapled a story that Squirrel Queen wrote on a wall of a new restaurant in town. She didn&#8217;t think anything about it, but I thought it was pretty cool. When I write an editorial or a story, very rarely do I see it put on the wall, although I did find out on a bathroom wall once that I sucked. It made me laugh that someone, drunkenly, wrote what a butthole I am.</p>
<p>Sorta made me proud.</p>
<p>Anyway, SQ and I pondered for a moment why this particular story was honored in this new place. Neither one of us know the reason this was done.</p>
<p>Rumor has it that Mike Keith of the Tennessee Titans also has one of her stories up on his wall, although I have no idea if this is true or not, I like to think it is.</p>
<p>Back to seeing her story on the wall, it&#8217;s a new juke joint, chicken wing place that is open yet unfinished to a large degree. I asked her what was so significant about that particular story and she wasn&#8217;t sure.</p>
<p>With that said, sports, especially in small towns, brings people together. But as I write that, that&#8217;s not true necessarily. How many times have I sat in a larger venue and found instant, two-hour friends cheering for the same team that I will never see again?</p>
<p>Countless.</p>
<p>There is no rhyme or reason to this post, but every once in awhile, I find it very interesting, the business of sports and how it all connects.</p>
<p>And how that an eight inch story made a difference into the owner&#8217;s life enough to find a stapler and slam it into the wall.</p>
<p>Everything is connected in some way, even if we have no idea how that all works.</p>
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