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Things that I’m pretty good at:

1. Eating pickles.
2. Giving away puppies.
3. Wandering around the countryside.
4. Laughing
5. Creating bromances
6. Making sure that Mabel is always completely comfortable (She’s a bear when she’s not.)
7. Taking pictures of toys in bars and in unusual places
8. Listening (believe it or not.)
9. Hanging out with Mr. Bob, Mr. Jimmy and other Hootsvillians that I think are groovy.
10. Making tomato and vidalia onion with basil salad.

Things I’m not good at:

1. Eating jello (it makes me gag.)
2. Brain Surgery (haven’t gotten one right yet.)
3. Crab Fishing (as I’ve never fished.)
4. Telemarketing (I just don’t like it.Giving or receiving.)
5. Making fire.
6. Vacuuming or cleaning a toilet.
7. I’m not a good golddigger.
8. Wearing silver spandex (well, any spandex actually.)
9. Sewing homemade clothes
10. I cannot bake.

So, as I haven’t done a resume in more than 15 years, does this qualify?

Oh and I am a self-educated zombie expert. Just saying.

Heh.

Courtesy of Boing Boing, we get this lovely zombie cake topper:

Fabulous.

Things you should know:

• Homer will not let me put this picture on my blog. As the new dog, Pinkey, brought in a dead snake upon her arrival to Chez Coma her first week here and Homer locked herself in her minivan, you know that this scared the pants off of here. Snakes the size of a plane. (Make obligatory Snakes on a Plane comment below.)
• Dirk Diggler has accepted the honor of becoming my personal chef for the whopping sum of two six-packs of Busch beer a week. Now all I have to do is get me a life coach. My lawyer is on retainer for $10 bucks a year. I’m nothing if not frugal. Yes, I need a new photo of Dirk. No, he won’t let me take one.
• Although I have no cabana, I would love to employ a cabana boy. My Craig’s List ad would read “Must be mute, worship my mere existence, love to give massages, fetches beer for me when requested and leave me alone when the remote is in my hand.” Yes, I’m not only an 18-year-old dude but a commitment-phobe comfortable with silence.
• I’m quite smitten with this photo at No Silence Here. It’s very Calvin and Hobbes.

And now for your daily moment of Zen:

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I love this better than anything.

The Hello Kitty Zombie Cake

From :
Kristina and Sean.

Brilliant.

Just go here and read the basic 101 of why zombies are important.

Originally, most movie zombies were voodoo oriented. Either re-animated dead, or people who were made into living zombies. This was a slave metaphor. People being bound to a will that was not there own. They weren’t the rotten flesh, braining eating variety we know now. They were homunculi, false men.

It wasn’t until Romero that the modern zombie really emerged. And the symbols he laced into his zombie metaphor were incredible. The source of the zombie plague? A satellite that fell out of the sky. What are the zombies after? Your brains. What people normally don’t know is that the same year that Night of the Living Dead came out, was the same year that we got the first live news coverage from Vietnam. The first satellite news coverage. Romero was worried that with the growth of world-wide mass media we would all be responding to the same stimuli. We’d start to think them same, which would lead us to act the same, which would make us into zombies.

Read the rest of it. You will thank me later because it’s amazing.

And go listen to this again just because I said so.

Squirrel Queen has a post that clearly points out that the BBC has a better sense of humor than anything coming out of the United States right now.

How about a Zombie Big Brother. I’m in.

The storyline of this fictional show has the castmembers of a Big Brother show trapped in their home playing to win the cash prize while outside the house/set zombies have taken over the world. Then when each houseguest is eliminated, they exit the safe house and the first thing they encounter is the undead seeking to eat their brains.

How is that for groovy.

From the Guardian:

Brooker has conjured up a very clever satire, mocking the people who take part in these shows and the sort of people who watch them. In one brief scene a zombie, drooling blood and spittle, sits transfixed by the Big Brother live feed. Such are the perils of watching too much telly.

Endemol, which makes Big Brother, also produced Dead Set. Talk about having your cake – or should that be zombie? – and eating it.

It is also very scary. In an era when TV eschews the horror genre, I can’t remember anything quite like it. It makes Ultraviolet – remember that? – look like children’s hour.

Hoping I can find a bootleg somewhere because if you watch the clip at the link, there is a ton of bitching awesome going on here.

First of all, if you loved me, you would buy me this shirt.

And, this was something I didn’t know, but Zombie Children apparently like Turtles.

From If you were a Zombie.

Jonathan Coulton is brilliant. Thanks to my buddy Sara Clark.

Mark directs us to a new policy at CNN.

Basically, employees of the network cannot use Facebook, Twitter, Blog or even comment in forums and chat rooms without permission from the CNN higher ups according to Chez Pazienza, who was famously fired from CNN for blogging at Deus Ex Malcontent. His story is here.

You can head to their blogs to get the vibe of what’s going on.

I agree with Mark who says this:

Did I give up my right to protest or vote when I started working for a newspaper? I hope not.
Many newspapers are actively encouraging reporters to take up blogging.  Newspapers invite reporters to express opinion in the print editions. Newspapers have long held that as long as the opinion expressed is marked clearly as that of the reporter, it is acceptable.

I talk about evolving trends in the news business a lot. I don’t understand why more media folks don’t blog or use Twitter. I’ve seen more breaking news on Twitter that it still boggles my mind.

Ryan Sholin points us to a post written by an outgoing newsman of the LA Times, who is getting out of the dead tree business.

1. Technology has run laps around the print media — giving readers instant news, open-source journalism, no barriers to become publishers, and an infinite news hole.
2. The idea that your daily news is collected, written, edited, paginated, printed on dead trees, put in a series trucks and cars and delivered on your driveway — at least 12 hours stale — is anachronistic in 2008.

I think these things are connected. The writer talks about his 18 years with the Times. I’ve worked in news off and on for nearly 20 years. The way I started out has vastly changed in those two decades.

And the blogosphere has changed in the nearly three years I’ve been blogging. Some media outlets get it and have actively worked toward changing their model to accommodate changes that will happen in the future, which is smart. Even some rural outlets do although there are a great deal of folks who do not and angrily (yes, I said angrily) hold on to that the old ways are the only way to do news.

There is chasm that exists between old and new.

And CNN is treating online communication like a dinosaur. When you edit free thought, then what do you have?

Zombies in a newsroom.

You can get this lovely shirt at Threadless.

H/T Boing Boing

We did a poll which is a Twitter is an in joke. Zombie information you need to know.

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WANNNTTT!!!

From British designer Alan Dickinson

H/T Boing Boing